Watching way too much daytime TV

I have worked out where every single supervillian in history has gone wrong. They always amass great hoards of henchmen who fire a barrage of shots at the hero(es) without ever managing to hit them once. When I unleash my plans for world domination, it will be with a handpicked cadre formed solely from the murderers from Columbo - they always kill, instantly, with a single shot...

It will not have nipples!

I will be crushed by a giant duck!



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