Watching way too much daytime TV

[myz_lilith]

I have worked out where every single supervillian in history has gone wrong. They always amass great hoards of henchmen who fire a barrage of shots at the hero(es) without ever managing to hit them once. When I unleash my plans for world domination, it will be with a handpicked cadre formed solely from the murderers from Columbo - they always kill, instantly, with a single shot...

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[1210.livejournal.com]

"great hoards of henchmen who fire a barrage of shots at the hero(es) without ever managing to hit them once"

Akin to the A-team's superlative efforts of dispatching with x amount of villans by the use of firearms, but not yet inflicting a single bullet wound.

Or something. :]

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[myz-lilith.livejournal.com]

In a similar vein, yes. Although as part of my "Learning from other peoples mistakes" programme (Part 74266) I shall ensure that all my enemies are dead. Not imprisoned in fiendishly complex death traps. Not catapulted offscreen by random explosions. Not lashed to a chair, post, or any other piece of curniture (purpose built or domestic) and made to watch while I execute my evil scheme. Not left to fall over waterfalls, off mountains, into the ocean or any other such circumstances where the body cannot be found. Just dead. And the bodies thoroughly cremated.

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[1210.livejournal.com]

I hope the programme includes details on what NOT to leave in the same room as your chosen captive (if they are to be kept alive).

Apparently it is possible to create a small nuclear weapon from nothing more than a couple of paperclips, a zip, a biro lid and salt and vinegar flavouring. Much be true, was told to me by some guy named....whatwasit...McGuyver?

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[myz-lilith.livejournal.com]

No no no no NO! They are NOT to be left alive. Under any circumstances. Ever. Does noone ever learn these things?

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[1210.livejournal.com]

I...I...

No :[

[(Anonymous)]

Memo to self - Let Anna take over world, M can go fuck herself this time.

J Bond.

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[1210.livejournal.com]

M fucking herself isn't really such a pleasant thought..

[stevenothing.livejournal.com]

What if, like, you need to torture them for something... I dunno, the password to the laser satellite, or something?

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[myz-lilith.livejournal.com]

You don't. The hero will only rush in and rescue them at the last minute. Stop being so lazy and build your own.

[evil-girlie666.livejournal.com]

yay world domination. Can I play? x

[strawpig.livejournal.com]

Please get well soon!
lots of love
Patrick
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[simon-bretonnia.livejournal.com]

Stop trying to get out of being destroyed along with everyone else when Anna's evil masterplan comes to fruition...

[strawpig.livejournal.com]

that doesn't bother me, but no one should have to watch that much daytime telly!
lots of love
Patricvk
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