Watching way too much daytime TV
I have worked out where every single supervillian in history has gone wrong. They always amass great hoards of henchmen who fire a barrage of shots at the hero(es) without ever managing to hit them once. When I unleash my plans for world domination, it will be with a handpicked cadre formed solely from the murderers from Columbo - they always kill, instantly, with a single shot...
