*sulk*

[myz_lilith]

lykeios is being very mean. He is refusing to go out with me for the duration of Whitby. (I have always found that people with other halves always seem to attract more attention at Whitby than the rest of us mere mortals, so if I'm officially going out with someone while I'm there then I should pull lots... especially as he won't be there!)

I think this is very selfish of him and he gets no more monkeys.

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[echo-echo.livejournal.com]

It's the grass is greener scenario no? If you have him as your bf for the week then what happens when somebody finds you really attractive but is shooed away by the bf on your arm?

[myz-lilith.livejournal.com]

But that's WHY he's perfect for the role - he doesn't go to Whitby!

[echo-echo.livejournal.com]

Is this like homeopathic medicine? He IS your bf for the weekend but he isn't actually there? It's just the fact that you have a bf that is the important bit? They don't need to be present?

[daguillon2000.livejournal.com]

You should hold the monkeys to ransom, he gets one back for every day he's out with you or every hour depending on how many he has these days!

Deposit said monkeys with a neutral third party of course staying at different lodgings.

XXX

[myz-lilith.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately he's now no longer responding to threats - he won't talk to me because I took his monkeys away!

[daguillon2000.livejournal.com]

What if you started e-mailing him pictures of monkeys in various stages of torture? Heheheheheh!!!

XXX

I'm sure you don't really need him around anyway *waggles eyebrows*

[princess-linzi.livejournal.com]

I'll go out with you for the weekend! You and I might even attract more attention... ;)

he he

[myz-lilith.livejournal.com]

Although we'd end up crushing so many male egos as they'd know they just couldn't compete with such a lovely lady ;-)

[princess-linzi.livejournal.com]

I hadn't thought of it quite like that, but you're probably right.. ;) You are simply stunning, afterall..

he he

[blondelass.livejournal.com]

I'll go out with you - I'll be safe coz I won't pinch any blokes from you. Although I must warn you that I won't be able to sleep with your or snog you.

I helped Sarah Orange to pull one Whitby - just typical that the bloke she started a conversation with turned out to be gay!