[identity profile] wideeyeddave.livejournal.com 2003-04-24 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmmm... right, from your symptoms I would say you have hooping cough. Therefore should go to the nearest supermarket and buy strawberry yogurt or strawberry ice cream and eat it while watching that programme about georgan britain tonight... it's the only way

[identity profile] evil-girlie666.livejournal.com 2003-04-25 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
you're obviously sick (strawberry milk products are the vomit of the devil)

Sho (currently doing the Slimfast diet, BTW)

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[identity profile] stormwitch.livejournal.com 2003-04-25 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Strawberry Alpen bars with yoguart coating are scrumptious - and they're healthy too - bonus!