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	myz_lilith User Number: 533629 Date Created:2002-04-19 Number of Posts: 116
Myz Lilith is currently unavailable for comment. However the rumour about the "giraffe spaghetti" incident was at best a gross exageration, the garden gnome was subsequently recovered, and the Prophet Zarquon was certainly in no way involved
Strengths: "Cleavage you can land a plane in" (TM); Medically proven pure sweet & innocent; Mistress of Monkeys; High Priestess of the Church of the Chainsaw
Weaknesses: Shiny sparkly things, Photocopiers, Penguins, Chocolate, Remembering people's names, Cute butts, Small screaming children
Special Skills: 0 to full eyeliner in less than a minute, Expert Hopscotch playing abilities whilst drunk, Black belt in Poking with spoons
Weapons: Chainsaws, Coma-inducing Punch (of the alcoholic variety), Butterflies (of DOOM!), PVC, Smile :-)
Vital statistics: 42

December 2012