Bloody puters

Apparently NTL broke their server so my net access is doing a good old fashioned whore's knickers routine (up, down, frequently nowhere to be seen, and on the occasions there is something there, extremely skimpy with worrying holes in) So if I appear to vanish don't worry, I'll just be swearing at people and inanimate objects in a vain attempt to make broken things work by sheer volume alone.