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[myz_lilith]

I originally got this link off LJ (think it was stolen from mistressmalaise but I'd forgotten just how funny it was until discussion elsewhere reminded me of it.

i named my daughters differently,

(as opposed to naming them the same? "...and these are my daughters, Brandy.")

...the younger one is kryslyn (like chrislynn)

Death to all vowels! The Ministry of Truth says vowels are plus undoublethink. Vowels are a Eurasian plot! Big Brother, leading us proles to victory!

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My favorite name are:
Xev Chiana Louise
Nikita Gia Ravin
Gavin Charles Bailey
Tristan Michael Ares
I want kids to entire the world unique.
When they turn 18 can always change it. I hate name like Collette. She would get picked on. Kids are not always PG!

Yeah, well I like names not stupid. Names actual exist. Pronoun, verb like too. Names suggest cruel, unusual. Fourth Amendment Constitution ban 'Nikita' for all but French assassins, bald Russian men. Friend, good! Fire, BAD!

(Helpful reader and SciFi channel viewer Joan adds that Xev is a character from Lexx: "She's a virgin love slave, in love with an animate dead assasin." and Chiana is from Farscape: an "escaped convict, genetically altered by her home planets government to be a nymphomaniac" and spread an STD across the universe. What does this say about Mama's ambitions for wee baby Xev Chiana? Do we really want to know?)

Comments

[safeinthecity.livejournal.com]

My daughter was going to be called Claudia Adelle but it turned out it was just my ex-fiancee playing one of her sick little games and she wasn't pregnant anyway.

Didn't stop her playing it for a few months then pretending to have a miscarriage though.

(and people ask me why i've been single for over 2 years.... heh)

[hotlavajava.livejournal.com]

I always find just blaming "THEM" is a good course of action.


*goes back to happy daydreams involving Xev and Chianna*