Just have the wheelchair fitted with big scythe blades on the wheels. I'm sure Matt would happily do that for you just for the pleasure he'd get from the job. Then you can swiftly settle any arguments over whether you have the right to ride that chair, as well as having no trouble finding a nice open space to yourself on the dancefloor.
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