Sentences are so 2010...

[myz_lilith]

London: fab
Whitby: booked
Work: soul-destroying
Parties: sambuca!
Bite marks: fading
House: nearly back to normal
Portfolio: progressing at the speed of an arthritic sloth (which is an improvement!)
Health: suprisingly germ-resistant so far in 2011
Kris: back home and refusing to turn into pizza
Bank account: curled up in the corner and sobbing quietly
Rules: mostly unbroken, apart from the one about trying not to be on fire
Pizza: ordered