Owch

Pouring boiling hot soup all over yourself is not to be recommended unless you have some overwhelming urge to spend three hours in casualty...

Also

...this would be a good time to point out just how wonderful people who drive you down to casualty at ridiculous hours of the morning and sit there being bored with you are :-)

Bad timng...

Am deciding to treat burns as if they were sunburn (they're reduced to pretty much near that anyway) so am going out tonight.

BUT

This means we're gonna miss the Big Brother final

SO

If anyone reads this, has my number (cos I can't be arsed to make a custom post to put it up) or Kris's number and can text one of this the results, there will be eternal gratitude, probably involving pints.

Thank you :-)