*POING*

Contrary to popular belief, NOT drinking coffee makes you incredibly bouncy and hyperactive :-)

I wasn't going to post this...

...cos usually I use tests for boredom relief and don't bother putting results up unless I find them particularly amusing, confusing, or extremely good art.

But this

Are you Addicted to the Internet? 81% L33T H@x0r (81% - 100%) You live and breathe the Internet. You rarely leave your computer(s) for fear of going through withdrawl. You are beginning to say "lol" and "brb" in verbal conversations and you haven't seen your friends face-to-face in months if you don't count their web cams. Maybe it is time to back away from the computer slowly and go get some fresh air? The Internet will be here when you get back! The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Quiz Me!

...leads nicely onto my request.

IF ANYONE AT ALL SEES ME ONLINE TOMORROW PLEASE KICK ME!

Got much work that needs to be finished, so mustn't play. (Lurking on message boards doesn't count as I just tend to leave those open out of habbit, but posting anything does...)

Conumdrum

Why do you always realise half an hour before you're due to go out that you need a top hat?