Livejournal ate my Whitby

Shall rewrite soon :-(

Livejournal ate my Whitby II (the indigestible bits)

The good

• Finally losing my Eslinor virginity (and with a bunch of random strangers at that!)
  
• Being in an almost constant state of kidnap, especially by people not seen for way too long
  
• My new PVC dress which is now officially my new bestest thing in the world ever
  
• Bouncing
  
• Giggles
  
• Random new people
  
• Wives
  
• Men who talk like pirates (yummy! >:o) )
  
• Boots!
  (Apart from cannibalistic foot-eating boots)
  
• Corporate whoring
  (Anybody wanna buy a flyer? £35, includes free t-shirt)
  
• Everybody I talked to, bounced at, pounced on, hugged, complimented, got complimented by, shared houses with, shared memories with, shared mammaries with, and met and introduced and knew all along, and the people who remembered me and those that didn't but humoured me and in short all the wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful penguin wonderful wonderful wonderful people that are the reason I go to Whitby
  

The bad

• The Whitby Lurgy taking advantage of the extra two days to strike early, rather than having the common courtesy and good manners to wait until afterwards
  
• Creepy stalking blokes (especially the ones who are too dumb to realise that girls talk, so trying exactly the same thing with your friend two minutes later isn't really going to do them any favours)
  
• Rat poison pills
  
• Steps
  
• Missing Craig's rendition of "I got Whitby"
  
• Tearfulness and tiredness
  
• Unpacking (Not that I am in any way shape or form trying to put this off by catching up on every livejournal posting made since 1973)
  

The interesting

• The buying and selling of wives for many camels
  (Must rememeber to bring many camels to next Whitby)
  
• Tales of scorpion girls and random onionings
  
• Unexpected offerings of roast chicken
  
• GOTHS!
  
• Kidnapping bemused Slimelight DJ's for Deadtech photoshoots
  (Which was very heavy on the "Dead" due to it being held on the Tuesday... photos will be available on the deadtech.co.uk website as soon as they are uploaded)
  
• Never actually getting to see a full set by any of the bands (which is technically a bad but the reasons why were usually good...)
  
• The sudden appearance of unexpected purple wigs
  
• Bedrooms that had to be entered on hands and knees even when sober
  
• SNAKE!
  
• Pelvic floor pantomimes
  
• The Frictionless Fireman's Pole of Infinite Replication
  
• Who ate all the chairs?
  
• Sychronised un-connected food photography
  
• Whitby physics
  (The strange phenomenon which causes sporadic time dialation so that 10 minutes is suddenly two hours, and causes specific shifts in local gravity causing completely non-alcohol related tumbles... which is the real reason those things happen... honest...)
  
• Finding interesting ways to prevent Busted
  
• Catapult-a-goth (it could have worked...)
  
• The death of my illusion that there was any likelihood whatsoever of my doing any kind of sewing whilst in Whitby
  
• The birth of a rumour that I don't just wear young men out, I put them in hospital
  
• The discovery that the Little Angel actually has a floor (and it's of light polished wood which is somehow disturbing and wrong)
  
• The temporary (and necessary) transformation of a small car into a Tardis
  
• Playing join the dots between the people who know people who know people who know people and finding out that (a) the world is approximately 2 nanometres in diameter and (b) if you join all the goth dots together you get a great big messy scribble, at least 50% of which will be called Dave, even if it isn't
  
• Failing once again to do the 12 pubs of Whitby
  
• Learning once again that the only plan is to have no plan
  
• All the other stuff I forgot to mention
  

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