Update: on the great "do ducks have nipples" debate

My brother was visited on Friday and interrogated as to his opinion on the matter. His response:

"A duck is not a cardigan"

Kris took this to be a statement for the pro-nippled-ducks campaign, since he pointed out that as cardigans do not have nipples, and ducks are not cardigans, then ducks must have nipples. However, further interrogation revealed that in actual fact my brothers position was that as a computer scientist he had little knowledge or experience of either ducks or nipples and was therefore in no real position to comment.

Further debate on the subject on Saturday night (into which we managed to drag the singer from Descendants of Cain*) brought of the possibility of the existence of micronipples, believed in fervently by some but dismissed as a myth by others, and the likelyhood that believers in the "Cardigan Theory" could in fact be at risk of turning into ducks themselves. This also involved streaking.

There still remains the possibility that the penguins may be behind it all in some kind of ominous aquatic waterfowl alliance...

*I finally get to namedrop celebrities in my live journal! Woo me!!!