Things it is impossible to do

1. Find anyone to admit that they know anything about Statutory Sick Pay or how I can get hold of it
2. Lay your hands on any kind of critical texts about Ted Huges in a timescale less than the construction of a major motorway or somthing.
3. Get any kind of job when all the students have just left Uni (that one's Kris's mission impossible but I feel like making a list)

I desperately desperately need some kind of resources for writing this Ted Hughes essay or I'm going to have to pick a new subject which won't be fun. HELP!!!